OMG PD: The Odd and Odder From Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Every week Patch highlights some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Funny how this never happens at BW3

A Wauwatosa man peering from outside into the Greenfield restaurant was … well, . But he was not ordering wings.

An un-shellfish act

A Shorewood shrimp thief did not count on a , whose dogged work helped police make an arrest.

Don’t play “This Little Piggy” with him

If you manage to remain awake and upright with a blood-alcohol content of 0.44, .

Sell the pot, buy a GPS

There are wrong turns, and there are with a passenger carrying marijuana.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.