OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Sometimes, There’s Nothing Else to Say

A teenage boy in Glendale by brandishing his ninja sword.

Oh, You Shouldn’t Have

Mount Pleasant police arrested a Racine man who was peeping into a Denny’s restaurant and . He told police he was buying gifts.

Re-Possession is Nine-Tenths of the Law

A Milwaukee woman was arrested in Brookfield for .

But not just any stolen car. Her car. Which was repossessed by a payday loan store that accepted the car as collateral.

We Had Broken Up For Good Just an Hour Before

In what must be a case of love gone wrong, a Shorewood woman in the town of Vernon. The estimated damage was $6,500.

Chuck Norris Doesn’t Need a Non-Compete; He Just Glares at You Until You Choose Ballet

A man who was not looking for cash or similar valuables. He simply wanted to swipe a non-complete clause that prevented him from opening a studio of his own.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.