Crime & Safety
Poop Scooping for the Very Last Time
Robot street performers and a case of uncomfortable shoplifting are also part of the week's weird crime in the Milwaukee suburbs.
It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.
Name three things …
John Wayne, cheap toilet paper and .
The Spinal Tap Postulate
You can’t and fool the authorities.
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Self-service is for gas stations
“Would you like to start a tab?” “.”
Pick on someone your own size
I’m going to .
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Just because
It’s not every week the words “” appear in a police report.
Why it’s called 'dope'
Two Muskego miscreants broke a simple rule of criminal behavior. You’ve got the make the cops to .
He could be pals with the Muskego guys
But neither of those men made it as easy for police as , who left two glowing neon clues for detectives.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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