Say 'Hello' to My Little Friend

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

What time is it?

It’s time to put that thing away, before it goes off accidentally.

Or else it’s Carrie Underwood

The suspect in this vandalism could be employed as a sketch artist in the previous incident.

Hey, neighbor!

Uncanny how we both like Ricky Martin’s music! Oh, wait …

Tour de Tosa

It’s hard not to giggle at this account of a low-speed chase in Wauwatosa.

Nowhere to go but up

Few positive things happen to people who are on the floor of a restaurant bathroom.

Trick or treat

Perhaps this woman would have been better off using Big League Chew.

A worse day than the Detroit Lions

Running down Highway 31 in your underwear is no way to kick off Thanksgiving.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.