'Weeding' Out the Real Criminals from the Imaginary Ones

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

It’s OK to call about stolen Twinkies, though

When should you not call the cops after being robbed? This is when.

The Potassium Bandit

This is the first time we’ve ever heard of a thief memorizing the key code for bananas.

Joyriding, indeed

New bumper sticker: “Honk for no good reason at all.”

Picture imperfect

A “modeling” agency did not display model behavior in the case of one woman’s photos.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.