St. Patrick's Day Accessories You Could Probably Do Without

St. Patrick's Day is no time to play fashion critic, but a recent stroll through Bartz's The Party Store made us question how much green is too much.

Most surprising was the amount of clothing involved that also doubles as an alcoholic beverage container — and we're not just talking about those helmets with the beer holsters. We're talking suspenders, belts and handcuffs that can carry your beer as you participate in a daytime pub crawl or watch the televised parade in your living room.

Would you wear these items?

Do you have a St. Patrick's Day clothing accessory you are particularly proud (or ashamed) of? Take a picture and upload it to the photo gallery above!