Getting Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot (Berkeley Remix)

Berkeley artist Lae Charles Jr. has remixed a popular YouTube rap about a Whole Foods parking lot in Los Angeles, bringing it home to Berkeley's Telegraph and Ashby store. 

The chorus goes something like this (for those who want to sing along. Feel free to post any corrections):

It's getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot
Just want a meal — can a player get a parking spot?
Look at the line homie, why you all way up on me?
I'm a fat kid, lady — I'm not that boney.
Yeah, I went in to the Whole Foods Parking lot
Who ain't been to the Whole Foods parking lot?
These soccer moms ['ll play]
Should have rode my bike today
Live in Berkeley — real east side of the Bay.

For the full history of the "Whole Foods Parking Lot" rap, see the article on Berkeleyside.com.