EVERYBODY Wants to Read About Taylor Swift, Tolland Senior Center Sked, Yoga!

Good morning, Tolland! Today is Monday, March 18, 2013; there are 288 days left in the year.

Buzzfeed recently reported that “No one wants to read about Taylor Swift,” basing its reporting on statistics that magazines on which Taylor Swift appears on the cover sell worse than those with Scarlett Johansson, Zooey Deschanel, Kate Middleton or Kate Moss on the front.

Look, don’t give me the dang facts. Or statistics. Blech. There’s no place for that stuff here.

Tay Tay is a li’l darlin’. EVERYBODY wants to read about Taylor Swift. And by EVERYBODY, I mean me.

So just leave her alone, you Jerky McJerkfaces at Buzzfeed.

(By the way, I love your sloth aggregations!)

Anyhoo, here’s Tay Tay’s new video to cleanse the palette.

I love the Tay Tay.

(Standard Tolland Patch Disclaimer regarding Taylor Swift: There is absolutely nothing creepy at all to have a crush on a woman 20 years my junior. Nope. Nothing creepy at all. Move along. Nothing to see here.)

Here’s your Daily 5:

1. Early Morning Ride to Wellness today at 5:30 a.m. Ooof. That's early. Really early. I'm not well at that hour.

2. Join the Chorus at the Tolland Senior Center at 10 a.m.

3. Lunch Box Cafe at the Tolland Senior Center at noon. Yum!

4. Gentle Yoga at 9:30 a.m.

5. Monday morning playgroup with Mrs. Morse at 10 a.m.