Put Your Ex's Name In A Litter Box At West Suburban Humane Society

DOWNERS GROVE, IL — Is your ex a piece of excrement? Same. This Valentine's Day, you can get West Suburban Humane Society to write their name in a cat litter box, so a cat can exact the revenge you are legally prevented from exacting as a human.

Don't worry, the Downers Grove-based shelter is also offering pleasant, loving dog- and cat-themed Valentines for the partners who aren't on your.....$#@! list. The cost for Valentine vengeance or veneration is a donation of $25 or more that will be used to help provide care and support for the shelter's animals.

Here's how to send a Valentine to your sweetie...or get your ex's name written in a litter box:

1. Text Valentine WSHS to 41444 or

2. Click the link to see the Valentine's Day offerings at West Suburban Human Society.