'I'm Not Dumb Enough to be in Jail for the Rest of My Life'

#PatchChicago features interesting reads from around the Patch Chicago network in recent days.

Girl Who Had Sex on Corpses: ‘I‘m Not Dumb Enough To Be In Jail For The Rest Of My Life’

Alisa Massaro also denied lying to the Joliet cops and said she did not have sex on top of two dead men. » via Joliet Patch

Glenview Softball Players Hang with Obama on Trip to KC

The girls unexpectedly found themselves in the same BBQ joint as the president. » via Glenview Patch

Long-Lost Love Letters of WWII Finally in the Right Hands

A sailor poured out his heart 70 years ago to a girl back home in Chicago. This week in Downers Grove, she finally heard his words. » via Downers Grove Patch

Vince Neil, Car Dealer Play Dr. Feelgood for Tinley Charity

What do you do for the Mötley Crüe frontman who has signed everything? Make him autograph a Batmobile. » via Tinley Park Patch

In Wake of Fatal I-55 Crashes, Truck Bridge Requested

Truckers would pay tolls, while non-commercial traffic could use the bridge for free. » via Joliet Patch

Last Living Member of Chicago Bears 1946 Championship Team Has Died

Ed Sprinkle, of Palos Heights, earned a reputation as “the meanest man in football” for his hard-hitting ways. » via Oak Lawn Patch

Jody LaVoie Upholds Husband’s Vision for His Company

Steven LaVoie of LaGrange still in critical condition a week after he was shot by a disgruntled employee. His wife will lead ArrowStream. » via LaGrange Patch

Downers Grove Veterinary Hospital Sued by Pet Owner

Woodridge man claims clinic was negligent in treating his sick Great Dane, delaying surgery and causing her death. » via Downers Grove Patch

Former Advocate Christ Doctor Pleads Guilty To Fondling Female Patients

Rajat Prakash pleaded guilty to fondling two women under his care in 2011 while jury was being selected for felony case. » via Oak Lawn Patch