Letter to the Editor: Fool Me Once, Shame on Me

To the editor:

Dear PREIT,

You've been wooing me for months with love letters, telephone calls and slick, expensive cards.

You've sent me images of happy children, joyful diners and even a beautiful butterfly breaking out of her cocoon.

You've promised to fine dine me and wine me.

In your pursuit of my answer, you've even resorted to bribery! If I say "yes" to you, a famous Philly chef may or may not cook for me someday somewhere in Moorestown.

PREIT, you sweet talker! That "P" stands for Pennsylvania. Why do you want to take advantage of a little Jersey girl? My mamá warned me against fast-talking dudes like you.

So tell me, PREIT, if I fell for your smooth operator ways and in my naiveté gave you the "YES" you crave, would you still respect me in the morning?
 
I don't think so. Good-bye.

Carmen Herrera-von Wrangell
Moorestown 

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