Morristown for Sale: $10,000 to Tan, Man

Today on "Morristown for Sale," we didn't bother looking for a theme, as we do on most occasions. Which is fine, because since we didn't look for a theme, we ended up finding some pretty interesting stuff, including a groovy bar cart, a vintage fire alarm and, oh, an entire business. Read on.

1. Want a Two-Year-Old Snow Blower? You know, for all that snow we've gotten this year (though, we're supposedly getting some on Saturday). Still, one has to wonder if this seller is tempting fate by unloading this, if they are assuming it will never, ever snow again. Or, they probably bought another one. This one, however, can be yours for $250.
2. Want a Vintage Tea/Bar Cart? The seller notes it can be used for tea or in a bar but, c'mon, we know where this is best served (shaken, not stirred). Circa 1970 (oh, behave!), this item is going for $549.
3. Want an Old Commercial Fire Alarm? If you have trouble waking up in the morning, you won't after one of these suckers goes off at 8 a.m. The seller is asking for $75.
4. Want a Dog Treat Cannister? Hey, it sure beats looking at that Milk Bone biscuit box all the time. Also, it's free. Can't beat that.
5. Want an Entire Business? Located in the same building as (remember, ), , a spray tanning business, is up for sale because, according to the seller, "my business partner and I couldn't agree on who got the business when we separated." The seller also calls it a "turn-key" business, meaning an interested party can get set up and serving all those Snooki-wannabes out there almost immediately. $10,000 and you're in, friend.