Zippo! Zilch! Free! From Your Neighbors

While on most Fridays here at "Morristown for Sale," we tend to examine what your neighbors are selling, we occasionally like to shake up the formula. So today, we take a look instead at what they are willing to give to you for free. Nada! Zippo! Zilch! 

1. Want Some Free Firewood: It's sassafrass, it's free, and you'll need a chainsaw for a couple of the bigger pieces. But, this is an "all-in" situation, as the "seller" wants anyone interested to take the whole pile.
2. Want Some Free Size 12 Sneakers? If wearing OPS (Other People's Sneakers) skeeves you out, you might as well skip this one. If not, you may want to take a closer look into these, as they only appear to have some light wear. And, hey, free!
3. Want a Free Office Copier? It hasn't been used in five years but worked just fine the last time it had, according to the "seller." Need this for your startup or just feel like playing office at home? It sure beats paying for a copier.
4. Want Some Free Sheetrock Scraps? They're from new pieces, so there's no old paint on them or anything, according to the "seller."
5. Want a Free 32" TV? It's interesting how fast tech moves from modern to old hat. Yes, the volume control apparently needs work, but a TV this size once got people pulling out their wallets, not picking these up curbside on Franklin Place.