'Lonely' SUV Tweets Soliloquies While Abandoned In Brooklyn

FORT GREEEN, NY — A car long abandoned in front of Fort Greene Park has racked up hundreds of dollars in tickets and even has its own Twitter page that posts lonely soliloquies, the New York Post reported.

The Mercedes-Benz ML 320 has been parked at Myrtle Avenue, next to Fort Greene Park, for more than a year and has been issued about 15 unpaid tickets totaling $825, the Post reported.

The derelict vehicle, or at least somebody acting on its behalf, has been tweeting short, lonely thoughts since November.

I want to give thanks for a home, but my home is loneliness.
— Abandoned car (@abandoned_car) November 27, 2017

I have anti-lock brakes but my heart is still broken.
— Abandoned car (@abandoned_car) November 27, 2017

The car has Virginia plates that expired two years ago and the earliest ticket it's gotten at that spot was from Sept. 2, 2016, the Post reported.

The majority of the violations were for failing to move for street cleaning. Police investigated complaints about it twice but found "no evidence of a violation," the paper reported.

The car can been seen on Google Street view for at least a year with several tickets tucked under its wiper-blades.

I am adrift in a sea of Hondas and Fords. I, the Mercedes, am alone.
— Abandoned car (@abandoned_car) November 20, 2017

Image via Google Maps