ISIS Subway Graffiti; Sinai's Ejaculating Doctor Jailed; De Blasio's $84 Billion Bill: Patch PM

NEW YORK, NY — With last night's (somewhat anticlimactic) nor'easter behind us, now's as good a time as ever for us all to stop overreacting to weird New York weather for a spell and turn our wits and gazes toward the many other weirdnesses, and blessings and outrages, of this great city. Here are Tuesday's top 10 local news stories worth talking about at dinnertime, as pulled from our 28 neighborhood Patch sites across NYC.

First Look: Mayor Releases $85 Billion Budget Plan For Fiscal Year 2018

De Blasio's budget would earmark funds for 2,000 more police officers and 1,300 miles of repaved roads.

'ISIS FTW' Graffiti Spotted At Inwood Subway Station

An Egyptian eye symbol and five unreadable phrases were also spray-painted onto the wall of the A train station, police say.

J Train Stabbing Caught On Tape

Near the Chauncey Street station in Bushwick.

NYC's Historic 'Playboy Club' To Re-Open In New Midtown Hotel

To the joy of creepy old men citywide.

Mount Sinai Doctor Who Ejaculated On Patient Gets 2 Years In Prison: DA

The doctor sexually abused at least four patients in the Mount Sinai emergency room over the course of six months.

Brutal Robbery In Kips Bay: Local Tailor Repeatedly Stabbed Over $80 Cash

“There was blood all over the floor," a next-door barber told the New York Daily News.

'Emergency' Dakota Access Pipeline Protest Planned Tonight In NYC

In reaction to President Donald Trump's shocking executive action this morning.

MTA To Test All Conductors For Sleep Apnea

After three recent NYC-area train crashes apparently caused by excessive sleepiness.

Manhattan Teacher Stole $40K From Immigrant Students In Green Card Scam

Jenetta Ferguson taught English as a second language to students at the Micropower Career Institute in Chelsea.

Man Jumps On Cop Car, Smashes Head Through Windshield

In the Hudson Yards area of Manhattan's westside.