Fear's Confections in Lakewood Announces Return of Trump Dumps

LAKEWOOD, OH — Trump Dumps have returned to Fear's Confections in Lakewood for Election Day! Cassandra Fear, owner of the counterculture candy counter in Lakewood, is hoping to recreate the success that the Trump Dumps enjoyed during the Republican National Convention in Cleveland.

What are Trump Dumps? Here's how Every Bar in Lakewood describes the chocolate confections:

"Trump Dumps, made of creamy ganache and topped with modeling chocolate toupees, these Trump Dumps are sweeter than anything to come out of the man himself!"

However, with elections, there are consequences, and with the resurrection the Trump Dumps, there are a couple rules:

1. If Trump wins the election, Fear's Confections will never make the Dumps again
2. If Trump loses the election, Fear's will declare Nov. 28 "Trump Day" (the day he told everyone to vote) and offer the wig-wearing chocolate treat one last time.

Fear said that the store had received many requests for a return of the Dumps following the RNC. She said she has no plans to create a chocolate tribute for the other candidate.

Hear her explain the Trump Dump promotion in the video below:

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