5 THINGS: Woohoo!

Here are the (more than) Five Things for Tuesday, April 17:

FREE legal advice you say? Well, as long as you call ahead to make an appointment, but yes. The Rhode Island Center for Law and Public Policy is offering 30-minute legal clinics from 9 a.m. to noon at . Click here for more info.

Chicks, déjà vu! (Note: the animal kind. Get your mind out of the gutter.) The will be hosting Project Chick at 10 a.m. Staff from Casey Farm will describe all about chicks to the kids – how they hatch, what they eat, etc. Admission is free. (If this sounds familiar, it’s because they did the .)

Not to be confused with Maude and Bea Arthur. The Narragansett Community Center is scheduled to hold Bea Smith’s Trunk Sale today. Bring a sandwich for lunch at noon, because the sale begins at 1 p.m. All major credit cards are accepted, and for more info, click here.

Plan to have a plan for planning. Today’s government meetings:

• The Narragansett Planning Board meets at 6 p.m. in town hall.

Damn cover-ups! On this day in 1897, an alien ship allegedly crashed in Aurora, Texas. Since it’s on Wikipedia, it absolutely has to be true.

Holy smokes, she’s THAT old??? Happy birthday to Jennifer Garner, who turns 40 today… Yikes, she does not seem that old. (Then again, I had no idea Ashley Judd was 43, or that Sarah Hyland from Modern Family is 21, so I’m horrible at this.) Since having a couple babies, she has been keeping a lighter acting load, which is probably for the best if you had to sit through Elektra once, like I did.

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