Tinley Park, IL|News|
Stranger Batters Man Using Skateboard; Pot Possession With Intent to Deliver
Tinley Park police reports, March 6 and March 8.

I was born in Elgin, 10 minutes before my twin brother, Tim. He has since made up for his tardiness in height, towering over me today by about 1 and 1/2 feet. He and I are tied for the youngest in the family—though I like to consider myself a middle child—and have two older brothers. I grew up on one of the last standing farms in what is now the well-developed area of Prairie View. For those who do not know the town, it is a northwest suburb of Chicago sandwiched in the middle of Long Grove, Buffalo Grove and Lincolnshire. I moved to Minnesota to attend Winona State University, which is situated right on the Mississippi River. During my time there, I left for six months to study abroad in Granada, Spain, where I traveled throughout the provinces and even ran with the bulls in Pamplona. I returned to Illinois in June 2007 after graduating with a B.A. in Mass Communications: Journalism and Spanish. I wrote for The Daily Chronicle in DeKalb until June 2010. There, I covered education for about two years, crime for nearly one and during my home stretch, delved into issues centered on the governments of DeKalb County and the City of Sycamore.
Tinley Park police reports, March 6 and March 8.

Get the skinny on Sunday's 13th Annual Irish Parade along Oak Park Avenue. Oh, and look for Patch! We'll be making our way through the crowd.
Get to know your candidates for the 19th Illinois state senate district. Catch these videos of the two who are vying for the senate seat that will soon be vacated by Maggie Crotty.
Police said a ruse burglar stole from the home of a local senior citizen last month by distracting her in her backyard. She gave officers a description of the man after she realized someone had ransacked her home.
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Tinley Park police reports, March 2 and 7.
It's not OK to place political campaign signs everywhere. Nor is it all right to include certain words on those signs. Do you know the rules? Do you know what to do if you see a sign that doesn't follow those rules?
Tinley Park police reports, Feb. 28, March 1-2 and March 4.
Officers sent an underaged teen into five convenience stores last week to buy cigarettes. Among store clerks issued violations was one at Tinley Family Food and Liquor, which recently had a liquor citation.
Also in today's police blotter, a couple writes fake checks to pay for bingo games and another pair shoplifts cologne. These reports are from March 1-3.
Meet Shea, a 2-year-old Great Pyrenees mix who wants more than anything to be your best friend. From her softer-than-soft fur to her incredibly endearing face, we know this is a pooch you might not be able to resist.
There are warrants out for the arrest of 68 accused criminals in Tinley Park.
Patch spent time with Tinley Park merchants last week, who chatted about ways to survive the recession. They were all cheerful and optimistic about being in business. Find out why.
Updated at 10:30 p.m. Oak Forest Police are on the scene of a commuter train fatality near 167th Street.
The Titans' field was given national honors for the fifth consecutive year, according to reports from Bremen High School District 228.
Tinley Park police reports, Feb. 27-28.
A man reportedly used his phone to record police when they were at a post office. He said he tapes them because they're all "crooked," cops said. The arrest ties in with scrutiny of the Ill. Eavesdropping Act, which a judge is expected to rule on today.
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Tinley Park police reports, Feb. 27-29.
The district approved a course through Trace Paramedics last week that will allow high school seniors to earn their emergency medical technician's licenses.