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Sometimes police have to work really hard to solve small-town crimes. Other times, they get a "layup." There were a few of those this week.

Matt Schroeder's journalism career began in the days of cut-and-paste layouts, wax machines and typewriters. And now we're here, on the cutting edge of online, mulitmedia journalism. Which makes him old.
Over 15 years in journalism in both Indiana and Wisconsin, Matt has been a sportswriter, sports editor and managing editor for semi-weeklies and dailies of various sizes. Most recently, during a five-year run as managing editor of the Ozaukee County News Graphic, he twice won the C.W. Brown Award for Editorial Writing from the Wisconsin Newspaper Association.
Matt left news journalism in 2007 to become director of public relations for the Milwaukee Wave, where he handled all aspects of communications for the professional indoor soccer team. It was there that he developed skills in video editing, building web sites, public relations and marketing, which he hopes to use to support Patch's vision.
A lifelong Packers fan who has been warming up to soccer for the last 10 years, Matt holds an E level coaching license from the Wisconsin Youth Soccer Association. He also recently completed a ComedySportz 101 workshop. Matt lives in Cedarburg with his wife Amy and has four children — Janelle, Liz, Ryan and Josephine (5).
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Sometimes police have to work really hard to solve small-town crimes. Other times, they get a "layup." There were a few of those this week.

All-star first baseman will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in new, regular feature on Patch.
All-star first baseman will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in new, regular feature on Patch.
All-star first baseman will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in new, regular feature on Patch.
Yankees' Mark Teixeira will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in a new, regular feature on Patch.
All-star first baseman will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in new, regular feature on Patch.
All-star first baseman will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in new, regular feature on Patch.
All-star first baseman will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in new, regular feature on Patch.
Junior centerfielder played an important role in a recent non-conference win over Toledo and is a regular member of the starting lineup for Notre Dame.
All-star first baseman will answer questions, post exclusive videos and share advice for young athletes in new, regular feature on Patch.
Winning entries include a spin on crime shows, a scene of outdoor leisure and a faith-based entry appropriate for the Easter season.
Whether you went for the top hat and tails, the sequins, or the orange plaid cummerbund, the memories are worth sharing the photo with Patchland. Not to mention you could win a prize valued at more than $200.
Who knew garment-related incidents would require so much attention from our suburban police forces?
Big Brothers, Big Sisters of Ozaukee County has lots of local kids looking for matches — as well as plenty of already successfully paired "bigs" and "littles." This week we meet 8-year-old Isabelle.
Troy Grosenick was a finalist for the Hobey Baker Award, presented to the top player in college hockey. He's also a superstar student. Learn more about him, then follow Union as it plays Thursday in the semifinals against Ferris State.
Research moves this county down behind St. Croix, despite still leading the state in many factors. Do you feel like Ozaukee County is a healthy place? What could be better?
The bad news is: You're in jail. The good news is: Two ladies will come visit you. The bad news is: They come at the same time. The good news is: You're in jail, safe and sound.
Win one of three $25 gift baskets from Peeps by creating a scene featuring the colorful marshmallow bunnies and chicks.
Read local reviews of The Hunger Games, 21 Jump Street and more popular movies, then use the widget feature to research showtimes and ticket availability.
Our roundup of weird crime for the week has something of a food theme, with chicken wings (sort of) and shrimp (stolen poorly).