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Here's the latest on the net-dodging, mealworm-eating New Yorker named Astoria.

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Here's the latest on the net-dodging, mealworm-eating New Yorker named Astoria.

When police arrived at the scene, medics rushed the boy to NYC Health + Hospitals/Bellevue in critical condition, NYPD said.
The attack started as a verbal dispute, sources said.
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One is opening on Lexington Avenue and another one is opening on Madison Avenue.
The perpetrator pulled out a knife and stabbed the victim in the lower abdomen and the left thigh.
The perpetrator pleaded guilty in New York State Supreme Court to one count of criminal sexual act in the first degree.
All units have floor-to-ceiling windows and open-plan layouts.
A winged New Yorker named Astoria was spotted running in traffic Tuesday morning, police say.
Both cars were heading uptown on FDR Drive when the collision happened, police said.
Columbia University activist Mahmoud Khalil was arrested last month in a Trump administration crackdown on pro-Palestinian protestors.
The graffiti contained disturbing messages, one of which said, "We killing u for Ivana Trump. God said hi."
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The burglary is still under investigation, and no arrests have been made yet.
The man threatened to kill anyone who set foot in the apartment before plunging a knife into the stomach of a building employee.
This week, city inspectors found rats in Hell's Kitchen, roaches in Midtown, water leaks in Inwood and more.
The victim was punched and kicked and sustained bruising on his face, a cut above his eye and a bloody nose.
Police are still investigating the incident.
The vote was over a project that will build extra stories and modernize many parts of the Lenox Hill Hospital.
Global markets surged on the development, but precise details of Trump's plans to ease tariffs on non-China trade partners were not clear.