There will be NO single men allowed at Camp Stardust! No exceptions!

Camp Stardust is an upcoming camping event at a private ranch, hosted by our boss Calcast, whom will have a number of other music DJs as well. But one rule Suzy, Eloy, and myself will have enforced is absolutely NO single guys or guys that are alone or by themselves will ever be allowed into the event. Any such guys that try to enter will be subject to arrest for terrorism and possible deportation to North Korea.

Those guys that hijacked those passenger jets on the morning of September 11th, 2001 and then crashed them, on purpose, into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon were single guys. All 19 of them had no girlfriends, they all went out alone including to events, bars, restaurants, and clubs, they invaded other people's cliques, and then they hijacked multiple passenger jets on the morning of September 11th, 2001 and committed the worst terrorist attack on American soil, killing over 7,000 people, reducing the entire World Trade Center and half the Pentagon to rubble, and spreading clouds of toxic dust all over southern Manhattan. Eloy, Suzy, and I ain't risking something like that happening at Camp Stardust!

Timothy McVeigh was single. He had no girlfriend. He went out alone to bars, restaurants, nightclubs, and to events. He invaded other peoples' cliques. He stalked bartenders. He detonated a truck bomb in front of that Federal building in Oklahoma City on April 19th, 1995. His bomb killed 168 people, including 19 children in a daycare center on the second floor of that building, and reduced over half the 9-story building to smoking rubble. Eloy, Suzy, and I ain't risking something like that happening at Camp Stardust, either.

Ramzi Yousef and Eyad Ismoil were both single. They had no girlfriends. They went alone to bars, clubs, restaurants, and events. They stalked women. They detonated a truck bomb in the basement parking garage of the World Trade Center on February 26th, 1993. Their intention was to topple the north tower into the south tower, creating a huge cascading avalanche that could have taken out not only both of the twin towers of the World Trade Center, but also half of Lower Manhattan all the way south to Battery Park. The explosion knocked electricity out to both towers, filled stairwells with smoke, and killed 6 people. There were witnesses that said they saw both towers visibly sway when that bomb went off. Eloy, Suzy, and I ain't risking something like that happening at Camp Stardust, either.

Abdelbaset al-Megrahi was single. He went alone to clubs, bars, restaurants, and events. He detonated a bomb on board Pan Am Flight 103 on December 21st, 1988. The explosion blew the entire nose of the plane off, causing the plane to rip completely apart at 25,000 feet, showering burning wreckage down on the village of Lockerbie, over three quarters of which was burned to the ground by the burning plane wreckage and jet fuel. Eloy, Suzy, and I ain't risking something like that happening at Camp Stardust either.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was single. He had no girlfriend. He went out alone to events, bars, and nightclubs. He detonated two homemade bombs at the 2013 Boston Marathon, killing three, injuring many, and making a gruesome mess. Eloy, Suzy, and I ain't risking something like that happening at Camp Stardust, either.

The Surfside Condominium collapse on June 24th, 2021 was a terrorist bombing! The truck bomb blast, detonated in a first floor parking garage, killed 98 people and reduced over half the 12-story condominium building to rubble. The suspect was single and went out alone to bars, clubs, and events. Eloy, Suzy, and I ain't risking something like that happening at Camp Stardust, either.

All men that have not found a girlfriend or lifelong partner by high school graduation are an inherent danger to the public and to the nation. And we ARE NOT going to allow such lone guys at our Camp Stardust and then risk our Camp Stardust being disrupted by a terrorist's bomb or even by the crash of a hijacked jet. Anyone who yells back at either me or anyone at Camp Stardust can go to North Korea and check themselves into their Hoeryong or Yodok Concentration Camp! Maybe Kim Jong-Un will knock some manners into such traitors. If ANYONE EVER talks back to either me, Suzy, or Eloy, We WILL Immediately call ICE, and whoever talks back to us will be reported as an illegal immigrant living illegally in the United States of America. And we will make sure such people are deported, preferrably to North Korea, but we can and will also have them sent to that Cecot prison in El Salvador as that is where President Donald Trump is sending a lot of illegals. Anyone who talks back to us when ordered to leave will be reported as illegals and sent right back to their countries.