OMGPD: Tied-up Chipmunks, Lost Bongs and Who Let the Dogs Out (on the Roof)?

Embezzlement on auto-pay?

The ex-treasurer of two Acton Cub Scout Packs, has been accused of stealing thousands of dollars from both Packs along with a separate accusation of stealing from an Acton nonprofit. Police claim Kimberly Clark, 37, of Acton, even had her family's electric bills on auto-pay: http://patch.com/A-vy0N

"I'm sorry, he's tied up at the moment"

Wellesley police liberated what they initially thought was a kitten, but turned out to be a chipmunk: http://patch.com/A-vspN

Up on the roof

Last Saturday, Lexington police responded to a report of a dog running loose on the roof of the Dunkin' Donuts and adjacent businesses on Woburn Street. Officers believe the dog was a long jumper, possibly from its window onto the plaza's roof: http://patch.com/A-vt6s

Up on the...hood?

Also last Saturday, in Watertown, a 2005 Toyota Camry parked on Waltham Street was damaged — most likely, police say, by someone walking on the hood, windshield and roof: http://patch.com/A-vy1H

Pedestrians have the right of way, but...

...this one had it all wrong: Lexington police responded to a report of a pedestrian accident in the area of Mass Ave and Grant Street. According to the police report, the pedestrian was transported to the hospital, the operator of the vehicle cited and the pedestrian’s vehicle:  http://patch.com/A-vlfT

"Quick, toss it!" 

In Wayland, cleanup divers reported finding a bong in Dudley Pond: http://patch.com/A-vwnY)