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Morristown for Sale: Burger Party Time!

In the spirit of this latest business trend.

Burgers are apparently the new thing in Morristown. First, . Then, our friends over at Eat Drink Morristown reported that what was previously Cha Cha Cha Cuban Bistro is now poised to become another burger joint. Hey, for many, it sure beats banks.

So, in the spirit of this latest business trend, and in the spirit of finding a theme, we're taking a look at some products out there on Craigslist right now for your own beast of a burger creations at home.

  1. Want a Meat Mincer? It's a vintage, if you're into that sort of thing. And, apparently, being in "fair" condition is pretty great, since the seller included an exclamation point. If you're looking to make your own carnivorous masterpieces of meat, they're looking for $20.
  2. Want a Brand-New Viking-Brand Fridge? This isn't vintage but, according to the seller, has been deeply discounted, to $5,999 (that one dollar less makes all the difference). You have to put all those burgers you made somewhere, right?
  3. Want a Dish Set? What were you planning to do, eat them on napkins like some sort of caveman? For shame. Either go for cheap and easy, with this $60 set, or consume that meat in style with this set of fine China, for $575.
  4. And, After All Those Burgers ... Someone apparently is feeling guilty and wants to know if anyone has a treadmill available. Brett Wilshe, is that you?
  5. It's Not a Treadmill, but ... You should have no problem burning off those Don's Burgers bellies now, friends.

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