Sex Train: Subway Surfers Mount Each Other, 7 Line In Queens

QUEENS, NY — A pair of lecherous subway surfers got lucky on the No. 7.

The dangerous sexual escapade went viral in an X post last week that included far-off, but still-revealing photographs of two men mounting a train — and each other — in Queens.

Two men "appear to be having sex" atop the train, the post states. A third subway surfer is nearby while one man bares his backside, photos show.

1:20 pm Friday, February 9th on the #7 line men appear to be having sex on top of a NYC MTA train. What is the MTA doing about this?😡🤔@MTA @mtaoig @NYCTSubway @NYCTBus @THECITYNY @NYshitty @nypost @NYDailyNews @fox5ny @ABC7NY @CBSNews @nytimes pic.twitter.com/jjP16czISI
— Jonathan Eli (@EJonatha4766004) February 10, 2024

The careless copulators may believe the train beats the bus, but MTA officials weren't pleased.

"The only thing dumber than riding on top of a subway train is dropping pants in the process," said MTA spokesperson Tim Minton in a statement to Patch.

"Those reckless clowns aren’t thinking about the mess cleaners and other transit workers will have to deal with when their stupid stunt goes tragically wrong."

The no-pants train dance took place on top a 7 train near where Roosevelt Avenue crossed the Van Wyck Expressway, officials said.