Fast Food Not Fast Enough: Three Ohio Women Allegedly Assault McDonald's Employee for Being Too Slow

Bellevue, Ohio — Ashley England, Mary Jordan and Sammie Whaler went to the Bellevue McDonald's for some fast food last week, and really fast food is what they expected. 

Apparently, the employee helping the hungry ladies was not fast enough so they decided to beat her up in the parking lot.

The female McDonald's employee told police that she believed she was assaulted because "she was working too slowly," the Bellevue Police Department explained in a Facebook post.

The following day, Bellevue police used surveillance footage to identify the three ladies. 

All three women are charged with assault. Jordan and England are facing an additional charge of child endangerment because they had their children present and participating in the incident, police said.

Looking at their smiling faces in their mug shots, one would think that the three women were coming off the effects of a Happy Meal rather than going through the booking process.

[Image Credit: of Bellevue, Ohio Police Department Facebook]