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We've combed the last couple months of the Tinley police reports. For you. All for you.

I was born in Elgin, 10 minutes before my twin brother, Tim. He has since made up for his tardiness in height, towering over me today by about 1 and 1/2 feet. He and I are tied for the youngest in the family—though I like to consider myself a middle child—and have two older brothers. I grew up on one of the last standing farms in what is now the well-developed area of Prairie View. For those who do not know the town, it is a northwest suburb of Chicago sandwiched in the middle of Long Grove, Buffalo Grove and Lincolnshire. I moved to Minnesota to attend Winona State University, which is situated right on the Mississippi River. During my time there, I left for six months to study abroad in Granada, Spain, where I traveled throughout the provinces and even ran with the bulls in Pamplona. I returned to Illinois in June 2007 after graduating with a B.A. in Mass Communications: Journalism and Spanish. I wrote for The Daily Chronicle in DeKalb until June 2010. There, I covered education for about two years, crime for nearly one and during my home stretch, delved into issues centered on the governments of DeKalb County and the City of Sycamore.
We've combed the last couple months of the Tinley police reports. For you. All for you.

Police found more than they bargained for Sunday when responding to a burglar alarm.
The food supply at our local shelter is in dire straits, volunteers say.
Tinley Park police reports, Aug. 24-28.
Police said several bags filled with doughnuts were littered on a lawn on West 164th Street, and this wasn't the first time it's happened.
Stop driving around prowling for cheap gas and start stopping by Tinley Patch. We're here for you (and your wallet).
Cops arrested an 18-year-old out-of-towner Sunday.
Someone bought a second-place Mega Millions lottery ticket Friday at an Oak Park Avenue convenience store.
We find you the best gas prices around, every afternoon. We're good like that.
Tinley Park police reports, July 25-Aug. 25.
It's all about the twirl, girls. Judge the first-ever Midwest pole-dancing competition for yourself. Watch these video clips from the Tinley Park Convention Center.
Police arrested two men this week, saying they admitted to shooting paintballs at a local church because they were bored.
Pit stop at Patch before fillin' up that tank.
There has been a recent increase in ruse burglaries, which are scams that typically target senior citizens.
We found an online garage sale website where you can shop, rain or shine — or in sleet, snow, freezing temperatures ... you get the idea.
Tinley Park police reports, Aug. 19, 20, 22, 23.
The media station will be holding a pep rally and early morning tailgate Friday as part of its all-inclusive game coverage.
The votes are in. Seven awards have been given to those who patriotically showed their talents in downtown Tinley Park.
We found an online garage sale website where you can shop, rain or shine — or in sleet, snow, freezing temperatures ... you get the idea.