Five Things: Brazilian Jazz/Rock and Creative Punning

1. Get punny. If your word play has your friends and relatives groaning, then head to  where pun-masters are determined by the "human clap-o-meter" who "accurately and scientifically" assesses levels of audience applause.

2. Impress in Italian. If you have a date on the horizon, why not go the extra mile by attending Food and Sexy Italian: Language for a Date, where you can learn basic conversational skills, how to order food in a restaurant, and how to express our interests. $10 donation at the door requested.  

3. Hit the bars. Tuesday is always happening at Prospect Heights' many drinking establishments with Karaoke @ Janelles, Comedy at Eve's, Trivia at Bar Sepia, Tribute w/ Gerard & Viva and Bingo at Branded Saloon. There's also Marcelo Fruet & Os Cozinheiros @ The Way Station performing Brazilian Jazz/Rock. 

4. Look back at 100 years. Explore the history of our transit system at Inside the Archives: Printed Ephemera, where the New York Transit Museum's archivist, Carey Stumm, will show you treasures focused on Grand Central Terminal and the New York Central Railroad.

5. The car is all right for another day. Alternate side parking rules are suspended through Tuesday, April 2.