PA Ronald McDonald Statue Abducted In Big Mac Attack

CARBON COUNTY, PA — Police are searching for the suspects who went into a McDonald's restaurant walked out with a Ronald McDonald likeness on Monday.

"We're not clowning around," the Nesquehoning police department said in a social media post. "This was a full-blown McNapping.

"Ronald was last seen smiling, as usual, unaware of the betrayal. Witnesses say he didn’t even put up a fight.

"To the suspects: We get it — times are tough, and therapy is expensive. But kidnapping a plastic icon of joy? That’s a McFelony.

"To the public: If you see Ronald out in the wild — maybe at a party, passenger seat of a car, or sitting awkwardly in someone’s yard — please call us at 570-669-9111.

"In all seriousness, we are looking to identify these individuals."

As of Tuesday, no suspects had been identified.

Nesquehoning is about 85 miles north of Philadelphia.