THIS OPEN HOUSE: September 22 and 23, 2012

“Just once, I’d like them to show me a house and declare, ‘This one’s a piece of crap.’” – Stephan Pastis, author of Pearls Before Swine, on real estate agents.

SOUTH KINGSTOWN – SATURDAY

• 0 Sophia Court, $314,900 to $324,900, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.

SOUTH KINGSTOWN – SUNDAY

• 0 Darlene Drive, $499,900, noon to 3 p.m.
• 137 Darlene Drive, $425,000, noon to 3 p.m.
• 87 Conant Lane, $395,000, noon to 2 p.m.
• 204 Rodman Street, $339,900, noon to 2 p.m.
• 55 Birchwood Drive, $369,980, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
• 4 Spencer Court, $349,500, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
• 65 Border Drive, $299,900, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
• 2630 Post Road, $275,000, 1 p.m. to 3:30 p.m.
• 1935 Matunuck School House, $253,000, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
• 556 Pond Street, $634,900, 2 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. As good as direct waterfront. Nothing but a street between you and fabulous Salt Pond. Direct ocean access from this almost new three to six bedroom expandable Victorian Colonial. Energy costs are laughably low. Spectacular views from almost every room. Many porches.

NARRAGANSETT – SATURDAY

• 47 Burbank Avenue, $550,000, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.

NARRAGANSETT – SUNDAY

• 64 Spicebush Trail, $275,000, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
• 204 Bellevue Court, $899,000, noon to 2 p.m.
• 40 Prospect Avenue, $184,900, noon to 2 p.m.
• 19 Gardencourt Drive, $469,900, 3 p.m. to 3 p.m.

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