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Sex Sells: Conroe Realtor Uses Racy Photos To Market Home
Kristin Gyldenege, aka "the potty mouthed realtor," used sexy models to market a home and a lot of people complained.

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Kristin Gyldenege, aka "the potty mouthed realtor," used sexy models to market a home and a lot of people complained.

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Police said a man who refused a pat-down search to get into a club, came back and fired about 20 shots at the club killing 1 and wounding 6.
A line of cars wound around a Bank of American ATM that mistakenly dispensed $100 instead of $20 for customers, witnesses told police.
Edward Rodriguez and Shayne Davis are in the Montgomery County Jail after leading police on a chase from Splendora into Humble on Saturday.
Spring Weather: No rain throughout the week, and temps warming to the 70s
The Woodlands Weather: No precipitation throughout the week, with high temperatures bottoming out at 55°F on Monday.
Sugar Land Weather: No rain throughout the week, with high temperatures bottoming out at 57°F on Monday.
Pasadena Weather: No precipitation throughout the week, with high temperatures bottoming out at 58°F on Monday.
Humble-Kingwood Weather No precipitation throughout the week, with high temperatures bottoming out at 57°F on Monday.
Conroe Weather this week: No rain throughout the week, with high temperatures bottoming out at 55°F on Monday.
Clear Lake Weather: No precipitation throughout the week, with high temperatures bottoming out at 57°F on Monday.
Cloudy much of the week. Light rain on Thursday, with high temperatures bottoming out at 59°F on Monday.
Bob McNair, the man who brought the NFL back to Houston after the Houston Oilers fled to Nashville, died the day after Thanksgiving.
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A man who was lured to a southwest Houston motel room on Oct. 14 was robbed at gunpoint.
Local artisan John Leslie will be hard at work filling Amazon orders on Cyber Monday for his handmade Christmas ornaments.