Narragansett-South Kingstown, RI|News|
5 THINGS: Butter, Government Meetings, Great Things
There is something for everyone in today’s Five Things.

Except for 18 misguided months in Warren, Stephen is a lifelong resident of South County. He grew up in Charlestown, graduating from Chariho High School in 2002 and the University of Rhode Island in 2007.
Despite looking about 16 years old if clean shaved, he spent two years at the Newport Daily News as their weekend intern, followed by news and sports positions at East Bay Newspapers and The Westerly Sun for another three years. At various points, he has also served as a regular beat reporter for the URI men's basketball team, a video game reviewer, and an entertainment editor and reporter.
<b>Your Beliefs</b>
I believe Conan O'Brien summed them up well as he was ironically being shown the door on <i>The Tonight Show</i>: "I hate cynicism — it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen. As proof, let's make an amazing thing happen right now."
<b>Politics</b>
I generally skew liberal on social issues and defense issues, and conservative on spending. I imagine I would have been a big fan of John Chafee, and I thought Lincoln Almond did a good job as governor. I have never voted a straight party ticket.
<b>Religion</b>
I was dipped in water as a baby - I know, because there are photos of it. However, I'm otherwise non-religious, although I believe that people should be free to worship whatever deity they choose.
There is something for everyone in today’s Five Things.

A Narragansett man racks up more assault warrants, and police deal with URI students and fake IDs.
It's back to school, and back to the town council meeting grind.
Plus, it is now actually Earth Day. Huzzah!
Home is where the heart is, along with the rest of your anatomy, hopefully.
Go out and hug a tree. (Yes, we’re aware the actual Earth Day is Sunday.)
Police deal with several alleged assaults, plus graffiti (a penis) is drawn with mud on a car.
The Wicked Willow turns out to be the tipping point.
Using several hits in the late innings and three strong performances on the mound against Narragansett, the Crusaders give themselves a two-game lead in Division II-South play.
The fun starts at 3 p.m., as South Bay Manor residents will pair up with formally dressed University of Rhode Island students.
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Minimize the sorrow of the end with events at the local libraries.
An American Beech grove has been found at Canonchet – Maybe you have one in your own yard?
Amy Toegemann, her twin brother Chris, and Prout School graduates Katie Gilligan and Jessica Moore are all competing in tennis playoffs this spring.
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Police charge a URI student with drunken driving, James Dean is arrested, and a sleeping man is told to move along.
An author speaks tonight at Maury Loontjens Memorial Library, plus, it’s Kate Hudson’s birthday.
A letter to the editor from James Sheehan and Donna Walsh advocates for workforce skill and education development.
A dirty sweatshirt leads to a marijuana arrest, and an ex-girlfriend tries to get a man arrested for cocaine dealing.
A poetry day at the library, acting and pro wrestling break up the usual government meetings.
A roundup of the recent race results from the Narragansett Marathon on Saturday, and the local finishers in the Boston Marathon on Monday.